{"product_id":"unisex-softstyle-t-shirt","title":"Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-section-id=\"dm1cig\" data-start=\"43\" data-end=\"100\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"47\" data-end=\"100\"\u003eOur Dumplings Fill You Up... In All the Right Ways!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eGildan Softstyle® 64000\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers the perfect combination of comfort, durability, and style—making it the ideal canvas for this hilariously inappropriate conversation starter. 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If you're easily offended... this probably isn't the shirt for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"1718\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"1690\"\u003eThick Skin Tees\u003c\/strong\u003e – \u003cem data-start=\"1693\" data-end=\"1718\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eYou Might Get Offended.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52815658877209,"sku":"52466462031041749489","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52815658909977,"sku":"32031233786541730898","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52815658942745,"sku":"29020223872417043214","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52815658975513,"sku":"27771275666379311080","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52815659008281,"sku":"31367901457661595835","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/2873\/0905\/files\/4805661259368708028_2048.jpg?v=1783754009","url":"https:\/\/popsguitargarage.com\/products\/unisex-softstyle-t-shirt","provider":"Pop's Guitar Garage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}